Patches the Spider

Asshole.

Tonsil stone monologue (see page on Tonsil Stone)

(laughs)

What a joy it is, to behold the divine.

It must be such a pleasure. You're in my debt, you know.

You're in nigh on a beast of the field, but here you are, treading a measure with the gods.
 * Heh heh...Are your feet as fat as your wits? Oh, cease this dithering! Take the plunge! Throw yourself to the wolves!...Heh heh heh...

Hah hah hah! Don't dally, you lucky scamp! The gift of the godhead cometh! Heh heh heh... yes... Ha hah!

''Oh, this cannot be, you cannot be... No, you didn't... ...How did this come to pass?''

''Hmph! Now, wait just a moment... Do you think ill of me, me?''

***

''Oh, it pains me to hear it. You've made yourself a misreckoning. I shared with you a thing most secret. Now you're witness to a miracle, and all the stronger for it! It's plain as a pikestaff. Now, say in my heart, you were as a lamb to my God. Well, you weren't to know, and it wasn't for you to know. All's well, that ends well, I say. laughs''

***

''No matter. Such details are trifling. We're fast friends by now. Let this express what words cannot.*gives Anti-Clockwise Metamorphosis rune*Oh, doubt me not, sweet compeer. What is friendship, but a chance encounter? laughs''

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''Ah, well met. My apologies, but I feel a profound thought occurring... On the good grace of a certain god, and the way he meted out his love. *laughs*''